An internet headline about last night’s American Idol TV program read:
“Siobhan Magnus Could Not Find A Key In A Locksmith Shop Tonight”
The reviews were harsh, including, “Siobhan Magnus unfortunately bombed on American Idol tonight, biting off a bit more than she could chew apparently. Singing “Through the Fire” by Chaka Khan …”
“…but it was definitely an off-night for Siobhan Magnus last night on FOX’s “American Idol…”
“Siobhan Magnus’ performance on ‘American Idol’ called manslaughter by Simon Cowell”
“Siobhan Magnus takes some heat”
Sorry, Siobhan.
[Looking for a key? Come to Anderson Lock. We’ve got about a million of them.]